sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
FUCK WHALES
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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