you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
