I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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