butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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