Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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