Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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