He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
Randomize
