I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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