3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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