CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Randomize
