he puts the penis in happiness.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Drunk is not a location!
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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