question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
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