made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
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