No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
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