this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
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