Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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