if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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