Me. At least after what I've been through.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
tell me about the fingering
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