she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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