I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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