so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
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