Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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