Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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