I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Enjoy the penises
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