And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
I'm really busy with my period
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