week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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