Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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