As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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