grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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