And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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