im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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