i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
My Sexting was not on an AP level
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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