jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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