so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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