i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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