there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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