White coat. Heels.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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