is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
NoShamevember. You game?
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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