Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
Randomize
