i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
I take back everything I said about communal showers
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I'm both gender and math confused
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