I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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