I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Randomize
