Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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