Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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