Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
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