I want to stick my p in your. b.
well you can't waste a boner
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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