That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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