dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
you made out with another girl for some wings
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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