I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
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