I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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