its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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