Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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