Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I need a beard to bite.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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