By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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