watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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