if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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